Adams himself noted, “The mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail.” The New York Times noted the burrito “could have been designed only by a food technologist or by someone who eats lunch without much thought to taste.”
Well sign me right the fuck up, this seems like true miracle chow
I suspect you’re being sarcastic, but holy fuck I want this. I have zero issues with high-fiber food and if I could have a quick, healthy meal I didn’t have to think about, I’d want it.
Edit: not if I had to support Scott Adams though
“could have been designed only by a food technologist or by someone who eats lunch without much thought to taste.”
And years later, Soylent was created by the same type of person.
I legitimately enjoyed having an almost tasteless, yet filling, meal that I could consume while working, but like all good things it was ruined when capitalists bought it and replaced the sugar with some artificial shit.
Scott Adams is my favorite self-destructive asshole. The massive ego goes perfectly with his complete lack of self awareness. He’s a total expert in every field, but all science is fake.
He 100% believes that the 2020 election was stolen, and elections are, by design, incapable of being secure. When a (republican) election expert tried explaining how our elections are actually very secure, and there’s extremely few instances of fraud, Scott’s response was “I’m not reading all that.”
He’s also a trained hypnotist. I’m not sure what that means, it probably has something to do with clown school. Except all education is fake too.
He’s always been a contrarian. It was harmless and even enjoyable in the 90s and early 2000s when, to him, that meant eating vegetarian and believing in some Hippie woowoo bullshit while being firmly against organized religion and generally distrustful of corporations.
I miss hippie Scott Adams. Weird right-wing Scott Adams is not enjoyable.
I think you nailed it. People get so hung up on what he became, they forget what he was. Dude really is just a contrarian. Almost like a white collar version of George Carlin(albeit very toned down).
You characterize George Carlin as a simple contrarian?
