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I heard if you bring your dick out he leaves you alone.
You say that like my dick has been put away since Harambee passed.
That’s got a Frank Herbert’s “The White Plague” vibe. A solution for half the population, but what about the other half?
The spirit will accept “Tits out for Harambee” if a dick is unavailable.
I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’
“DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!”
Grandchild: “there goes his Alzheimer’s again”
Imagine the disaster we could’ve averted if they hadn’t shot Harambe.
The entire simulation was a test, and we failed. Now we’re just in the cleanup phase as God sends us ever-escalating sigkill signals.
Your comment reminded me of this delightful HFY short story.
https://old.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/5akkl9/oc_excerpts_from_the_great_filter_meeting/
Thank you for making it an old.reddit link. If I “have” to go to reddit, at least it’s old reddit.
