Most people don’t believe me when I say the Fax machine was invented in 1843… And no that’s not a typo

I got a big dentist appointment at the end of the month… I’m hoping January goes on for a few more months

Follow up to septimaues question:

Do you have an allergic reaction to capsaicin itself or some sort of fruit enzyme in the pepper itself?

Holy fuck someone give this man a blank check and a box truck full of four loko

No way I’m letting my kid watch copaganda

I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’

Hey guys! New copypasta just dropped!!

Sounds like your dad has fuck all for a grasp on what socialism is