I like the little butterfly effect details. Blazing Saddles even got a different person hired at this place.

Oh, and Godzilla is real.

It’s weird how one can be such an incel yet also a philanderer, but then again, the fact that some are employees suggests a bit of a power dynamic abuse. If an incel rapes someone, they’re still an “involuntary celerate”

“In fact the ones I watch don’t even have people.”

I do feel a bit like a Hank Hill when I rant about this or any other newer, unwelcome features. No, Outlook, I don’t want you to finish my sentences, you are wrong 100% of the time and I’d rather do it myself gosh dang it.

Ok, so they’ll ban it under that guise to appease US companys, same as TikTok. I really didn’t care about TikTok since it’s all brain rot to me but this might actually be a tool I’ll use if it’s as efficient as they say.

Good thing I can run it locally, I guess.

Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I’m not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.

Gasp… That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

Oh right, I think I’m think Santa Ana winds = dryness and heat, but now that I think of it thats usually October/November. We’ve had dry Januraries before, but I’m used to it only raining maybe 7-14 days a year, usually at that peak you show.

Suffice to say if you live in climate changed LA, 3/4 of the year is dry.

Actually it’s a dry season here, so more likely than you’d think. LA isn’t exactly known for its rain, so instead we just get dryness in winter (unless we’re lucky).

Go one step farther and say Ross was your favorite. I dare you.

Why can’t more decision makers do the funniest thing ever? Ask yourself, what would Tim Onion do?

Well at the very least, we’re supposedly moving 2.1million km per hour along with the Milky Way, and 720,000 km per hour within the Milky Way (so it could be more or less if that’s with Milkys movement or not), plus our own movement around our sun, so … basically really fast.

My point is, having anything just freeze like a glitch would probably cause something terrible. Granted even relative to the sun is probably catastrophic so it’s kind of a moot point, haha.

The center of the universe, I suppose. How fast is the Milky Way moving away from the center? I imagine quite fast.

Man, it’d be so funny if the entire atmosphere just straight up locked in place. Heck, forget rotation, have it keep it’s X/Y/Z in the universe static and just straight up disappear as our solar system moves on.

Always spend the extra buck or two for the better sauces. Actually I’ve started making a mean meat sauce as I found a fantastic place to get red bell peppers (for a dollar more but huge difference); their sweetmess easily offsets the acidity of the tomatoes (although better sauces use better tomatoes or cook longer). Also don’t overcook your garlic, it’s sweetest when it’s less cooked.

Interesting. I obviously knew most weren’t his but a few surprised me, like Apples and Bananas. Not about to rabbit hole down trying to find the history behind them, though!

What perplexes me is, this guy came up with a ton of songs that are regularly on my kids rotation, but I’ve never, ever seen him credited.

Nice work, bone daddy.

Not gonna lie, as a terrible bowler I to have considered violence (particularly those fucking pins mocking me).

See also: Miniature Golf

That makes more sense. You know I don’t think Jackie circa early 2000 was all that pro China. I think it ends up being one of those old age changes people. Or… concussions.