rockerface🇺🇦

If not friend, why friend shaped?

This is how Fate universe works in a nutshell

You tank a few pointy sticks and decide to retreat tactically

Easily outrun all the apes

Take a breather

Look around

Apes are still running after you with no sign of getting tired

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

He now has no thumbs. Good night.

Great, now I hear both of them in stereo

This joke is a bit ham-fisted, I have to say

Well meaning intent without rational thought can be very damaging, though