rockerface 🇺🇦

Absorbing heat from hapless critters that happen to brush a banana leaf to g r o w

Oh hey, I got her today as well! I guess she’s expanding the reach

Considering this is US, at least they’re not using football fields

I mean, you can choose any denominator, as long as you’re using the same one to compare statistics

It just keeps growing back!

You call it procrastination. I call it automation. If the work is done on its own, the boss doesn’t need to know about that, as long as I’m submitting time reports regularly.

I still have the old matrix shower, works just fine! Don’t mind the burns on my back

I will take my thrashing with humility

I’ve got to diamond yesterday, thank you very much. I might drop right back down today, but, for now, I’m on my peak.

There must always be… a Ronald McDonald

I mean, Chinese characters are mostly made up of other characters smashed together

And somewhere behind the Greek guy there’s Cyrillic scribing down furiously

Statistically, this is more common:

My favourite gotta be the Janch-Decch column

Raid boss tactics

I like the little touch of all Peters being part of a stone. Lore accurate Peters.

Cities have to be designed for people, not cars!

Eh, they won’t find out until a few centuries later anyway

You control the buttons you press. Just don’t buy them if you see the warning.

I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella