How do you manage to exist without spending money? How are you online? Do you live at a library or something?

Shit is getting stupidly expensive. People are gonna bitch. You’re gonna complain about them. I’m gonna make a comment about that because i can’t help it. We’re all fucked. Let the person air their grievance about overpriced candy. Fuck’s sake 🫠

WELL I CAN’T STOP NOW!!!

Same tech!

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Same!! It’s my go-to for grilling season, but it’s also versatile enough to cover lots more ground 🥪

Potato rolls ftw

Just grab em by the dongle

I went to bed laughing about this image. Woke up having forgotten it, just to see it again and start my day off laughing. This is peak memery, thank you

That’s such a fun tangent! Thanks for sharing that 😆

I wish i could remember! Guess I’m old enough now to have forgotten where those ideas even came from. Whatever it was, it was likely in the early-mid 80’s…

For sure!! I just assumed every instance had to end in death for some reason. I just remember eventually seeing someone on tv not die after falling down stairs and i was stunned, lol.

As a kid, I always assumed if someone fell down the stairs–they died. It just appeared that way often enough in tv and movies.

brother must go

Any particular ones to be aware of?

It’s just that there’s something about the seriousness of a situation that inevitably draws me to try thinking of the funniest and/or most inappropriate things to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i might not be half as funny without that added risk, lol

Maybe they’ll wanted to see if Tesla will sue him for selling it, lol

It’s gonna be real NYSE

The avocados keep going bad though

You actually saved me the trouble of doing that myself before sending it to my dog-loving pals. I appreciate you 🥂