Oh my, just wait until you learn what Facebook and Google do…

Aaaah ok.

Hoooly shit, what?

Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.

As if having insurance means you get treated…

Dogs served in war at least as much as horses, and are currently doing so in larger numbers.

The Substance on Netflix

Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.

The Charging Bull in New York City, e.g.

Hanging out with Shandling, Jean Shepard, and Woz sounds like a good time.

Unfortunately Garry is no longer available.

It Just Makes Sense

Yeah the difficulty of swimming was overrated. The technodrome was ridiculous.