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What about party busses?

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!

Proving him right.

Coles sells them, but its hit and miss if they’ve got them or not. I think aldi sells them as well.

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Hungry mermaid.

I’ve got the same roommate and he smokes all my fucking weed.

Me: Fuck you past me! Always leaving me to clean up your mess!

“ThE dIsTiNcTiOn DoEsN’t EvEn TrAnSlAtE tO vErBaL cOmMuNiCaTiOn”

I’ve told everyone I work with that this is all an act and I hate most people.

Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!

I’ve been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.

3+7

Rock, Animal skin, jaws.

My primary school teacher called me a liar and a theif In front of the entire class because I had a months old document that teachers use for an assembly in my draw for some reason.