https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/55201/orbital-mechanics-and-launching-into-the-sun

Virtual lights are real lights…

I’ll let you in on a secret.

Humanity and the animals that we like will get through just fine.

Humans in general and the vast majority of biodiversity will be fucked if it ever happens.

I firmly believe it won’t. Too many good people in the world doing far more than the shitty ones.

Hey at least she gets you the easiest Legendary Unique monster in Monster Rancher.

Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There’s still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don’t need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren’t super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

I’ll take Uppies for ~$6,000 please.

Quivering Beef Curtains*.

Although I believe that’s the second video…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk

It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.

/r/atetheonion

The Onion

Posted: November 13th, 2025

Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…

Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.

So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.

The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.

Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later

Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you’ve come from a long line of advanced users?

Is this aneurysm posting?

Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.

It’s common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.

Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I’ve slept with.

He gets to become older!!!???

Meow do you like to drink milk from a saucer?

Your dick dumbass. Not a copy of your fucking bank statement lmfao. Were my lips on my dick sucking emoji face not clear enough?

Ya’ll take yourselves way too seriously lol. I’m glad you contributed. I haven’t, besides hopefully spurring you on to, in which I’ll take some of the credit for it. So you’re welcome.

Present it. 😮

… will you though?