When enclosed in parentheses I believe the correct term is “bolt-ons”

“Grandpa, why is your dick out?”

“Well, to answer that we have to go back to 2016…”

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

They don’t think it be like it is,

But it do.

My PC had been running like shit for a while and I was already weighing up options for replacing it, when I got the popup message from MS about Windows 10 expiring, and how my only option was to dump the PC. So I installed Linux out of pure spite. Runs like a dream now. Thanks MS!

“These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I’m going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world”

Put da cupcakes in da oven. I’ll be back in 10-15 minutes

Killing one of your friends might not be the optimal solution.

But one of your friends might think it is.

If the day started at 1:00 then by the second hour you would be at 2:00, even though only 1 hour has passed.

When the second day of the month starts, the day of the month is 2, even though only 1 day has passed.

I mean, numerically it does make sense to start at zero but it doesn’t seem to correspond to the way people think and talk.

I guess it just works better when you can tell which character is which

ikr? It’s like some people don’t even recognize a tetrahedron

I find it weird that there is this whole conversation about new/experienced users, and it’s perhaps a problematic thing with Linux. Many people, myself included, don’t give 2 shits about how their OS works. I don’t want to spend my time tending to it as if it were a fucking garden. I just need it to work, so I can get on with my own stuff. No matter how “experienced” I get, that’s always going to be the case. Maybe I’m just a little traumatized about this because the first Linux distro I used was Gentoo.

Yay, now when your coworkers suggest getting some sushi and you use your laptop to look up the nearest restaurant, you’re going to get a paperclip pop up saying “It looks like you’re trying to get back to that tentacle porn hentai you nutted to last night. Would you like help with jerking off?”

Bacon is always lit