For all the puritanical shame Americans have of their sexual organs, we sure are lax when it comes to giving a little privacy when taking a shit and sometimes even just pissing in a trough.

No but that sounds fucked up. A book collection should be a carefully curated catalog full of things that you personally love or find great use for, not some sad eclectic mix that looks like a hoarder’s pile.

Thanks, I just read a lot and write up whenever the inspiration strikes. This time it happened when I was groggy after sleeping like 5 hours lol.

A pity they didn’t keep going with the rest of the films.

“This isn’t your latte-sipping liberal twig boy coffee. This is an anti WOKE blend grown and harvested in non-free trade prison plantations using pesticides banned by the Geneva convention and common human decency for that delicious taste of freedom. These beans are carefully grown by kidnapped indigenous children under gunpoint of the watchful eye of the revolutionary guerilla army deep in the jungles of Bolivia. Artisanal roasters working for just 20 cents a day create a flavor profile that’s more bitter than the pain of their existence. Try 1775 today and show those libs that you’re not just a piece of shit with poor taste, you’re a Trump-loving conservative. For a limited time for every bag you purchase, we’ll donate 25 cents to the Israeli Defense fund Bombs for Kids. Order now!”

I lived in a shitty apartment in East Hollywood a few years back. Wish I took a closer look at the cabinetry before moving in because I saw little German roaches in every possible nook and cranny. Little bits of them were smashed up inside hinges, drawer rails, and even underneath the kitchen overhangs. The manager said it was my fault for not thoroughly inspecting the apartment before moving in. He had to concede later when rats decided to move in and shit all over my books. I once found a big fat one chilling on my dining room chair spine and do an unsuccessful jump to the kitchen cabinets before retreating to its hiding hole behind the dishwasher.

Frankly both rats and roaches suck.

Hey, we also measure our large soda bottles that way!

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The only metric distance most Americans care to learn is 9mm.

Cleaning fees are gonna hurt a little.

You’re still off. You need potato tots and prayers.

There’s a donut shop near me that’s only open from 1am to 10am. If that’s not suspicious then I don’t know what is.

That should be illegal, it’s like using counterfeit cash that only needs to fool your server long enough until you’re out of the restaurant.

TBBT can be an okay show if you don’t mind the overused surface level nerd culture references, casual misogyny, and Elon Musk’s appearance. Other than that it can be a guilty pleasure of mine.

Too late. He was already immortal.

Our data’s just too valuable for these parasites. Data privacy laws may eventually pass to compel software companies to store everything in US servers only.

Japan is a cheat code for healthy cheap meals.

CIA/FBI?

Drawing those Mohr’s circles was like doing transmutational alchemy for a homunculus. It was annoying but they looked cool at least.

My guess is she’s not gonna have enough for the copay when shit hits the fan.