NoSpiritAnimal

How else would you make a dirty martini?

Ok I’m only going to say one nice thing about edge, the PDF editing functionality is on par with Adobe and it’s free.

She tumbled on my meat surface until she extracted my salt-soluble protein binding agent.

The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

There was a crazy semen retention subreddit that was just filled with paragraphs about how not cumming gave them super powers.

It was very weird.