To be fair, most Scottish tartans have no more historical legitimacy than these.

Yes, I’m going to be lectured on privacy by people who are still on twitter.

That’s a brilliant fight. You can think of it more as a very concise second act rather than a hilariously drawn-out fight scene.

It’d actually be super useful if all of the VPN CEOs publicly stated which authoritarian leaders they are a fan of, so that consumers can make an informed choice on how easily they’ll sell you out to the security apparatus of your country.

They’re to give to the boatman.

I had to look up the difference between a decrescendo and a diminuendo, and I’m still not sure why it’s not just a diminuendo.

Setting off the pan nerds should be listed as a war crime by the Geneva Convention.

A well-seasoned Dutch oven sounds like a fate worse than death.

But of course they did.

They didn’t scrape it though. We entered it into their systems voluntarily.

What if we just get the AI cameras to “hallucinate” our good behaviour?

Colossal Nude Oppenheimer Vs Mothra

What did you do to offend them?

Maybe if somebody needs something we could just give it to them.

Those people are just dressed like regular Australians.

When you’re delivering a powerful epigram and suddenly become hyper-aware you’re standing next to Jimmy Smits in a cheap plastic cape.

Me can’t believe it.

While I can see the value in speech that doesn’t exist at the whim of our corporate overlords, these are people who’d get beaten up if they tried to speak the way they do online in front of real people.