• LordGimp@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    Sandman slim taught me that you can shit on a tarp for a year, dry it in the sun, and all that shit will fit in a shoebox at the end of the year.

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      7 days ago

      Nah, you’re supposed to shit in a bottle and cover it with a balloon and leave it in the sun until the balloon is inflated and then inhale.

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      7 days ago

      Not without additional steps, a shoebox for big boots or being malnurished.


      For reference, a large normal shoebox can hold 10-11kg of water, which is about the same mass as a year of dried average and healthy expulsions(~29g per day). And without compressing it as it dries or other methods, the tarp-dried feces wont be as dense as water.

      It should also be mentioned that there are people who produce over three times as much, simply because they eat a lot more.

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        7 days ago

        Well Jimmy was talking about a northern CA hippie with a weed growing operation so yeah I’d say odds of being a vegan were pretty high. Would all that fiber make more or less shit?