Greetings fellow time-traveler. What model of entropy-reversing computer fan do you use?

Playing a fireplace video produces real heat.

Racking up coin while I sleep? Yes please! Good luck with your sleep walking.

…where they non-violently threaten your family to keep you there.

Censorship does not matter – censored people (?)

No, I imagine getting burned is more exciting than it is boring.

I read someone saying the bandwidth is costly.

Imagine this… let’s all carry around pocket computers that sync with atomic clocks, they can the use low power radios to set cheap clocks… cough… bluetooth current time service… cough…

Here ya go: https://time.gov/

[Darth] Maul Wart…

<homer>Alright, but it better be good!</homer>

I do recall there being tvs with baked-in ads that play on startup even without internet service, but i was unable to easily find the reference. Also, many smart tv interfaces are much slower than dumb tv on-screen menus, so there is that.

Because sometimes I would rather things be slow than blurry, and my workstation monitor is >1080p.

We really need to get past the 1080p barrier. AFAICS there is one economical KVM solution for that, and several costly enterprise kits. Surely the actual hardware cost/difference per-unit would be quite small now?

How can you pay to block cookies if they would need a cookie to remember that you paid?