Too late, someone already did that, you can only get everlasting fame for the same thing once.

Drivers of Audi, Mercedes, BMW be like

For trailers, there is a general speed limit of 80km/h, unless the trailer is suitably equipped and officially approved for 100km/h and is towed by a suitable vehicle. (Here, the specifics get complicated, because Germany) Trailers capable of driving at 100km/h must be marked at the rear with a sticker.

Ich kann Dir eine notariell beglaubigte, laminierte und unterschriebene Bestätigung des Ordnungsamts vorlegen, (in dreifacher Ausfertigung) dass ich zum Lachen vorschriftsgemäß in den Keller gehe.

Oder auf den des niederländischen Gegenübers.

Gude

The difference between Dutch and German is inversely proportional to the speakers’ blood alcohol content.

Lokus? Ihgitt.

mmmmmh stagnant brewery swamp water full of microorganism excrements

runs away from imminent artillery strike

Why run? This won’t hurt a bit. Please stand still and smile.

Water tastes best after it has flowed through a brewery. Change my mind.

Internetz

Zwischennetz bitte, wir sind doch keine Barbaren.

Shitposters of all nations unite!

Oh carp.