Ellia Plissken

dude. I was at a Christian rehab center several years ago. this one kid came as a resident, his parents having been missionaries in Western Africa.

he kept having “seizures”, except he was completely conscious during them, he would just have fits where he would collapse to the ground and have uncontrollable muscle spasms. I’m pretty sure it was a form of panic attack, but some Christian hypnotherapist had hypnotized him, and “uncovered” a “suppressed memory” of some random African dragging him into the woods and putting a curse on him at knifepoint. when he was having a fit, one staff member would hold his head in a pillow to keep him from hurting himself, and somebody else would read the bible over him.

somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.

thagomizer

this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.

yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don’t want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag

it’s never too hot for hot coffee

you skipped over the part where PETA was infiltrated by a spy ring paid for by Barnum & Bailey and run by the former third highest ranking member of the CIA (who had been convicted of lying to Congress), using their operatives to, among other things, do and encourage behaviors that make the organization look extreme. this allowed it to be taken over by unstable fanatics and successfully destroyed its reputation

this is why Garfield hates mondays

it’s not even on Spotify

(I haven’t been following for updates I just remember the headlines when she pulled it)

that’s not how instances work

yeah and I hate it

apparently the noodles are served cold and that sounds awful as well

then they realized pouring money into actual game studios with more cost-effective

there was a Law & Order Criminal Intent episode about that

how do we reward original content?

I like to imagine my insides are a swamp and I need to drink water to keep the frogs healthy

I’ve been a stoner for years, you’re not going to get me with those

every once in awhile I remember I have internal organs and it gives me the ick

if you’re trying to protect the others, I’m pretty sure a medical mask is more effective than an n95, especially since a lot of n95 have exhalation vents

yeah I only have a ring for my outdoor cameras. I was considering switching my indoor system yo ring as my alarm company keeps raising their prices but I’m not putting ring cameras inside my house. especially because the privacy shutters on them are manual

the Ring app (I think) forced me to change my Wi-Fi password because I wasn’t allowed to use ampersands. according to support it’s because they “use ampersands in the code”