Tiefling IRL

Meanwhile landlords: two outlets should be enough for a living room right?

That’s not true, I’m sure many of us over 30 have never heard of him either

My friends and I often staple cash to ourselves. I have no idea how infections aren’t more common. Every now and then a piece will actually get stuck under the skin.

I’ve been trying to move more towards tarot cards since they’re cleaner

Canadian dollars are plastic and contain pictures of things like a spaceship arm and a research vessel. Where are all the pictures of the illuminati?!?!?

Legit fortune tellers could see them coming /s

They’d be pardoned

One of my local watering holes fills a chalice with empress, tonic, raspberries, and whole peppercorns. Absolutely delicious

Real red velvet doesn’t use food dye. It’s just cheaper to make imitation red velvet

See that’s a valid excuse. Similarly I don’t eat seafood so I know in advance I’m not gonna like anything with oysters in it. It’s different when someone doesn’t have those restrictions.

Oh no the best pineapple pizzas are the ones without sauce/with white sauce. The pizza oven cuts the acidity of the pineapple and makes it delicately sweet.

It’s my favorite topping. I doubt most people who hate it have even tried it

I’m more proud to be Costa Rican than to be American at this point. Something like 95+% of our electricity comes from green energy, and we have a goal to achieve 100% in a short timeline. We also have fantastic food and produce.

Another fun fact is that the government owns an alcohol distillery that was set up in an attempt to curb illicit distilling in the 50s. It’s now a point of national pride. The distillery is FANAL, they make Cacique

Blue laws are a joke. In many states you can’t show underboob

Also, notice it’s only fem presenting nipples

Blue laws are hell to work around as a performer. Thankfully NYC is pretty lax.

That said, the silver lining is that nipple pasties are an absolute central part of burlesque now and you can find everything from cheap disposables to custom made works of art

I can’t wait for Australia to show up and paint a dope S like everyone drew in middle school