Now I’m confused and confused how to pronounce Karspleesh. In my head, I’m pronouncing it Car spleen sh

GIMME ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY, PUNK! DON’T YOU KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING WHO CAN’T BUY GROCERIES???

… Now to buy second dessert with this sudden windfall!

But! It was my wedding day…

One of my favorite articles of all time

That’s, like, $80 of duct tape in today’s money

I wouldn’t be shocked if he ate his pieces

Charles and David have run fundraising/seminars

David hasn’t been participating as much these past few years.

The gatherings were characterized by great secrecy

David’s GREAT at keeping secrets now!

No, that’s the job of the people. Which is why we’re so poor, comparatively: we’re not doing our jobs.

That’s what I tell myself when anyone asks me if I know what my next phone is gonna be.

All I know is that it smells like piss and the rest of the denizens are screaming like howler monkeys when I come to pick you up. But if you behave and listen to your teachers really well, we’ll get ice cream on the way home!

There’s no discernable pattern until it affects me. And then it’s a deep-state conspiracy.

Excuse me, but as a resident of the planet Texas, you both are wrong in assuming we have the ability to comprehend anything we didn’t hear come from our own assholes.

Gimp has been alright for me and (I hate to admit it) Illustrator is unparalleled when it comes to intuitive vector design.

I love Photopea and was an early-adopter/small-donor, although I’ve mostly moved to Canva for my design needs.

No, I’m looking for a solution to Lightroom and Camera Raw. I’ve tried Darktable and Rawtherapee, but, especially in Rawtherapee, I find that I quickly destroy my raw images and end up with something somehow simultaneously washed out and with crushed blacks. I’m sure it’s primarily user-error, but on my deadlines, I haven’t had a chance to learn these new platforms.

That’s so funny, I found it so light that I was somewhat scared to touch it. Then again, I’ve been known to yell at clouds concerning my age.

I have the 14 pro and my sister recently got the 16 base model. I don’t know why, but the pictures from her newer phone looked like a major leap backwards in quality. Also, the latest OS does feel like its features were written in crayon and that its waiting to kick off its training wheels. I can’t fully describe it: it’s not clunky or clumsy, it just feels like something is missing from the experience. I’ve never really felt this way from a phone version upgrade before.

While I’m still struggling to find an appropriate replacement for my photo editing apps, I’m happy to report that support and usability for most popular Linux distros have improved to the point that I now find Linux not only more stable, but easier to navigate than Win 10 was even at its best.

The amount of noise associated with Windows, generally due to people answering questions about the wrong version of windows or the wrong application, searching for any help topics is like trying to run through mud. It’s literally quicker now to learn a totally new skill on Linux than to try to update your knowledge base on Windows.

I switched to iPhone from Android because I was tired of Google making changes to their security and APIs that were killing my macros I’d write for my phone. I was also tired of Google sending everything good to the graveyard. Finally, I hated that Google would promise features or support for x number of years and then pull the rug out from under me (although, lack of support was usually caused by the manufacturer)

Before spending $1000 on my iPhone, I told my wife that it was a good investment because of Apple’s proven history of supporting devices with 5 years of updates; so we agreed that I’d keep this iPhone as my daily driver for 5 years because of the exuberant cost.

Well, my wish came true and here we are. I’ve got a phone that doesn’t respect my privacy, doesn’t respect my settings, has a frustrating UI/UX, and has low compatibility with most of my existing infrastructure. I gotta admit, though, my experience is far more consistent now, but not in a good way.

ah beans

A fart, a fart
It’s good for the heart
It sets the body at ease

It’ll warm up the sheets
You can set it alight
And it fumigates all of the fleas

Oh crap, I forgot to write “/s”