Thanks for filling up my afternoon

It’s also how you know to evacuate in the south. Until waffle house closes you’re ok.

Insurance to COVER HEALTH COMPLICATIONS such as the complication that led to the surgery and THE GODDAMN COMPLICATIONS DURING SURGERY.

The hurt folks only need to be lucky once.

ONLY IN CT.

Oh wow you’re a blast at a party.

-We both know you’re not invited to parties

Member the cool side charging port that made for a neat alarm clock. I miss those features

That’s exactly what AI would tell you

I have a game my ex me for my Xbox I think it was rainbow six I’ve never played because I couldn’t get through the obnoxious sign up process to play a goddamned game that I owned.

Night wolves sound like a bunch of lame tools cosplaying as tough boys.

Because every single app doesn’t?