The Pho

Miracle of Wound

Beer Ghost

Steve Cunte

Robbie Fucks

Royal Bloop

Real Big Fish (it’s a real fish)

Jizz Emu

Rash

Has anyone actually joined that discord? I’m curious what’s on it but I’m sure as hell not joining it myself

I like how the legend implies that I will be licking these elements, whether it’s a good idea or not

I’m licking gaseous nitrogen right now

When technology was too hard for the tech-illiterate to use, your grandma wasn’t sharing stories about Haitians eating cats and dogs, and your deadbeat cousin didn’t waste his life savings on Trump’s cryptocurrency

Nobody thinks or acts like this

You can be critical of two governments at the same time. You don’t have to love one to hate the other

Yeah the rest of them can function but the ffffoooorrrrkkkk is straight up unusable

Wait til you hear about Four Loko

Soup for my family 😉

Lmao imagining kid you opening the book to see the page pointed at “see,” only to have to reread the page anyway because you lost track of what a character was seeing

I have used squares of toilet paper in the past. But if I own the book, I’m as like to use the dog ear as I am to find a piece of scrap paper

Chaotic evil here. Books exist to be read, anything you do to aid that endeavor is justifiable

It’s because we’re old. I was hit hard with the realization the other day, that I’m not the target audience of this product anymore. Does anyone else have trouble remembering that they’re not a kid? I’m like 30 years old, and I do not identify as an adult

I can give you some immortality-related existential dread if you want

Wikipedia’s Timeline of the Far Future didn’t make me comfortable with my own mortality so much as it made me even more afraid of immortality

Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility

I’m the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it

On Jerboa, you can long press the hypertext and it’ll show you the link

Do I need to solve every crossword on [website]? No. Am I going to? Yes. To fix the eyes in a steady intent look often with eagerness or studious attention? Gaze.

WARNING! YOUR IP AT 192.168.1.1 IN wichita, KS IS EXPOSED!

oh shit

turns on VPN

WARNING! YOUR IP AT 178.68.233.56 IN prague, czech republic IS EXPOSED!

Surely you aren’t talking about Game Changer, the best game show, the reason Dropout is worth paying for