Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don’t delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Sup my broski! All I do is shenanigans! Ordered two nachos and one bean burrito at Taco Bell instead of the other way around 😂 how’s it going!!

Yeah I wish I had a texting buddy that I could talk to about something

All the Caribbean countries are in NA, and Central America.

What?

you can defederate with groups but gatekeeping the entire fediverse feels wrong

parenthood?

May Reddit die

When symmetric skin creases occur in isolation, it is important to reassure the parents of the benign nature of this syndrome and that the creases will resolve over time

It’s fine

When the Reddit is Fun app shut down due to the API thing, I spent days deleting hundreds of comments/posts that I had made.

They should buy some paint so it matches the other knobs.

We do, we do!

Don’t worry. I saw Steve Guttenberg on TV. He is on it.

It’s so annoying when this happens.

CEOs get FOMO. They can get funding for their companies if they share “new, exciting innovations” for their products and AI is that - even if it’s forcefeed in fit.

Am from California. What’s a snowblower?

18 months ago = fossil ?