Hello. Would you like to kill son goku?

They were in the same room in Ironman 2.

Find it! I want do high magic.

I was thinking a programming language. I’m going to need several mathematicians, programmers, artists, a gallon of LSD and Fullmetal Alchemist blurays.

Infact I broke wind just now.

I got a comb trainer for this. Like a way more fidgety switch blade comb.

This is why I never bought a real butterfly knife. I know myself.

Mom: “lit fam” Dad: Did the lamp cord have 3 prongs? Kid: why? Dad: Then you’d both be grounded.

My wife is going to find this picture of her on the internet disturbing. She thinks no one else saw that fire.

Bird flu is scheduled before WW3 so plural plagues

No, no. Peter Theil was in line first.

This ring was crafted by Rick Sanchez in the heart of Whoredoor. Upon reading the inscribed name the wearer remembers magic isn’t real and is granted an 18% buff.