Using it for athletic reasons is valid also. Shit’s just too expensive for me.

If you have a problem and call the police, now you have two problems. That’s not just cliche, it’s true.

Don’t call the cops, call a lawyer.

a large portion of rape victims support and protect their attacker

so… a regular whistle wouldn’t work either?

NEW!
Coffee mate® Salty Cheez

Shit’s terrible. If you like coffee with cream and sugar you can put this garbage in your cup and have a chemical stew that resembles cream, sugar and some sort of flavor like “french vanilla” (which isn’t).

How cool would it be to be that musician? I thought it was cool when I got to play a 120 year old coronet, those things are 3000 years old man.

Just because you can afford to lose your weird niche fetish porn doesn’t mean I can afford to lose my calendar and contacts

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

I think they all just got jobs, honestly.

I miss Anonymous. Those fuckers would be figuratively burning down UHC right now.

fractions of an inch bollocks

my condolences

correlation is not causation.

repeat the experiment.

5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km

Hah, that’s great. I’m going to be on the lookout now.

mawp?

Gotta be the “high noon duel” in western movies. That didn’t happen much in the real wild west.

Citizens shooting at gangs during bank robberies? Yup.
Shootout at The OK Corral? Yup.
Lynching of accused criminals before a judge could come to town? Oh hell yes.

But that trope of lawman/outlaw facing off in the middle of the street for a prearranged gun duel just didn’t really happen.

Graphene OS
CalyxOS
Lineage OS

Those are the big three players in alternative operating systems that I know of. I use Calyx because my threat model is corporate data collection more than absolute security. Ironically, the best phones to put these operating systems on are the Google Pixel line because you can unlock and lock the bootloader. I’m not sure if there are other phones that allow this but the websites of the OS should guide you to hardware.

millimeters, they are Irish