The thing is, Jesus would be mighty displeased with what’s going on in Jesusland right now.

Almost certainly in trace amounts. Cocaine and semen too.

Probably getting the out of date unsold stock from Dollar Tree.

lol Logan Paul wins some kind of award for being one of the few entities on the planet worse than Amazon.

Just yell at me to get off your lawn already and go back inside and have your metamucil, grandpa.

Edit: I’m touched that two people stood up for this guy, seeing as I’m about to turn 48 as well (and I’ve been drinking metamucil.)

It’s going to be a good day.

Terrorist is often a boogeyman label for freedom fighter.

Maybe he’s just trying to help people get through the next four years.

Waiting for Yeezy to come out and confirm this.

Because one comment has never contained so much truth.

All for boob prrocessing

Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .

Me: No

Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .

Me: No

Google: All you gotta do is …

Me: No

Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be

Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?

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I appreciate hearing Plankton sing stuff, so that’s cool.

Definitely look into fail2ban. There might be something newer out there, but something like that is essential for running open WAN ports.