primrosepathspeedrun
Planning optimizing and glitching my way dowm the highway to hell.
Pro tip: there’s a great wall you almost can’t avoid clipping through in liberalism–gets you most of the way there.
Pronouns: I/me/my–please don’t refer to me.
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2·4 days agoOr are a kind of person they consider objectionable.
Yeah it feels like Japan got the 70s/80s retrofuturism timeline blade runner and cyberpunk2077 are on. It’s not good–it is at least more sensibly evil.
Yeah but they have Jesus so they’ll be okay.
vulture capitalism
No other kind. Every major gain is just made by eating a corpse you don’t acknowledge-polluting the air or putting plastics in all our blood or slopping us with malevolent ux and llm’s.
Worth for when the healthy thing us tasty though.
0·12 days agoAn app that creates birds to identify.
Pokemon go but the Pokémon are real and I need to wrestle with the ramifications of that.
A calendar I can actually remember to use
A public transit app that makes the busses be where it says.
A web browser that doesn’t suck!
Social media for the mirror world where not everybody sucks.
Oh my god, I would kill for a taxi app that let me pay in the blood of the innocent. Or a map app that got me there ridiculously fast but always seeing something horrible I could see but not act fast enough to stop–or maybe occasionally through a layer of hell, or something?
Maybe a food delivery app that made all other food taste like ash? A workout tracking app that I could lie on and have retroactively spent like three extra hours doing squats?
I would love enchanted apps.
Advertising campaign needs a pointy hat.
No theyre just supposed to.