It’s not just March 14th, it’s also our next lunar eclipse (here in the US at least), peak eclipse at about 1:59am…

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I set alarms in my watch months ago, before ever learning how that date is also going to affect technology and security certificates and shit.

I do hope the weather will be nice early that morning to be able to see the π lunar eclipse at least.

From my understanding, they’re pushing this shit on March 14th.

π

Also our next lunar eclipse, at least in the USA.

Yay, π

IYKYK

Orientation? Forward…

Privacy based apps like that don’t try to run the ‘algorithm’ on you to track what sort of content you do and don’t like.

So, they don’t build a profile of you to recommend content. Welcome to privacy.

Edit: Hey, at least you get to search for what you want.

If that is/was a real product, they missed a perfect opportunity to make the bottles green and shaped like the pipes in Mario games.

Don’t flirt with me, I kept the quartz crystals in different drawers to measure for accuracy.

You think my username just came from nowhere?

Separate your devices, at least 3 feet apart.

Believe it or not, they use the same radio frequencies.

ZORT!

Found the turtle that got one stuck in its nose.

Well look at this fat cat over here that can afford clothes…

I don’t want to be in the US either, but sadly I don’t qualify for deportation. Not exactly sure where I’d go, but Sweden sounds alright, I’ll just have to get used to the colder weather…

Yes, I’m going by the square of its length. Though I like your way of thinking 🍌

Yes, I assume that’s the average value they chose. Since they made the calculator, I consider that the go-to standard measurement.

On a side note, I did some additional research last night, and the average banana weighs between 100 and 120 grams, so 110 grams sounds good enough to me.

Bananas

A dollar bill is approximately 0.876 bananas long, and 0.372 bananas wide, and has a surface area of about 0.326 square bananas.

So, $95 is about 30.96 square bananas. Might as well round up to 31 square bananas.

Feel free to check the math yourself:

• https://measuringhow.com/dollar-bill-dimensions/
• http://bananaforscale.info/

Edit: In terms of banana market value, that is always fluctuating, but if a banana is duct taped to a wall, $95 is still not going to get you even one banana.

Sorry to be the bearer of good news, but you’re wrong…

https://grayjay.app/desktop/

My ex girlfriend’s last name was Pierce-Cox, no joke. And no, I’m not pierced LOL!

What would you rather one say? Have a miserable New Year? I mean even though most people would agree that does seem like the current state of things, but it also comes off as rather rude.

At least saying Happy New Year comes off as wishing the best for the person/people you’re talking to.

On a side note though, I’ve seen a handful of memes going around saying “Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear”

I before E, except after C. Coming from a freind…

Oof, I’m on dark mode, apparently their ‘white’ background is actually transparent… ☹️

Either way, have an upvote for the thought and effort 👍