Get gud son.

The problem is that unlike Europe we don’t have a walkable country. You guys have cities that are less spread apart. I wish our cities were more community friendly infrastructure. My city is starting to put bike trails that are desperately needed since we are being run over while biking. There’s always a story with someone being hit.

Too friendly to be anything related to Australia.

Ok I’ve had this debate with my wife for a while.

I call limon-lime Green and she calls it yellow.

What do you folks call it?

Going to a tsol show next weekend.

Broken body but still down for the pit.

It takes you for a spin.

Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?

You leave Dolly the fuck alone.

You hear.

Fuck everything about this meme.

You ruined a good meme and character with all these fuckin emojis.

Give your balls a tug.

Lol when the 50 piece first came out. I was just eating those on my own and the boys would buy their own 50 piece. Worked great for the munchies and being buzzed.

Now I can’t even do 10 nuggies. Age, man…

Me with just a bar of soap for my whole body.

Look at this guy over here. His bot detector is malfunctioning.

Skill issue. I get it.

My wife and I can talk about our kids without having to worry about them finding the text msg as we use it as a backup msg app. We let our kids use our phones for games at times and well kids are kids and will go through shit they aren’t suppose to.

Wife and I love it when we have to talk about one of our kids. They don’t know what it is so that’s the best part.