I realized a few years ago that my GF inadvertently solved this issue for me: She likes registering for anything that provides a discount, so I use her phone number.

“Are you a member?”
“Nope, but my GF probably is…”, and 90% of the time I am correct.

You forgot the proto-indo-european example for “I’m no linguist, just uninformed observation”

What are those things in front of the mirrors? Additional mirrors for some reason?

Was fed up with my employer earlier this year, so I joined the competition for higher pay, more WFH, and lower workload.

So I got both the pills and the pictures.

Bruh, seriously? Have you even heard the Tetris theme played in all its glory on a motherboard internal speaker? That shit slaps.

I just wanna skate skate skate skate skate skate
Bladers gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate
Skate it off, skate it off

iptables -I APPEALS -j DROP

“I hereby sentence you to two years on your own VLAN with no gateway”

I like thinking in hydraulic equivalence: Voltage is the water pressure, and Amperes is the amount of water. Multiply the two and you get the size and ferocity of the river.