Ooooh oh OHHHH you little sh… Thanks for the giggle though. I’ll have you know my delicate cupcake princess is not a murderer.

Although I am the idiot and my hands are about 98% scar tissue

I don’t mind them when people don’t set them off in the middle of the night. My cat is absolutely terrified and twice a year it breaks my heart to see her cowering in fear under my duvet. Therefore I would 100% welcome a ban. They also kill birds and mangle idiots’ hands. Though it’s probably deserved but it’s putting undue pressure on health services.