I remember that German lullaby which goes

“Tomorrow, if god allows it, you will awake again.”

Way to give me existential dread as a child 😂 Like, this god guy could kill me in my sleep, or what?

Those engineers just got serious about their lifes. You can crank out way more products if you skip designing them, it is the engineer hustle 🔧😎

And if they didn’t decide yet, they could always just bolt more seats to the roof.

Years ago I tried Snipe IT. As your examples seem to be focused on household and grocery stuff, Snipe IT might be overkill, but according to documentation it supports SAML at least.