This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?

Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We’re characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.

I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that’s exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term ‘millennial’ and I don’t identify with it at all, though technically I’m on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.

The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.

When the cat
comes around

There’ll be a paw
with claws
reaching down

Wow, thank you, this is great!

Varination

Ugh this is right up my weird little alley

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

I have that exact tray!

Come on, worms.

I kinda wanna be her when I grow up.

I will buy this adorable sheepo

Obviously yes. Plus fresh dill, and they have to be NJ beefsteak tomatoes. On toasted potato bread.

Yeah this is pretty much my life and it’s awesome :)