Every burger ad you’ve ever seen - the patty has veen painted with motor oil so it looks as tasty as possible

It’s tough when she’s really turned on and there’s just so much juices pouring out that they’re getting in your mouth and down your throat and you’re just trying not to gag 🤢

We like dark things. They give our brain cortisol

75 cents a mile is the actual cost of driving a car.

This is a very emotionally satisfying way to think but it’s not based in reality.

Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that’s why her texts are like that

Only if you don’t replace the dying population. That’s why Republicans banned abortions and Democrats crrated open borders.

I still like the Jay-Z mashup album

I’ve been following him on Twitter for awhile.

He sells bad paintings of orange cats that I desperately want to buy.

He keeps booking musical shows and then having to cancel them once the venue discovers who he is.

After Trump was shot at he made a statement condemning political violence

Source?

The introverted tech nerds have always had a problem with dismissing anything they don’t immediately understand