Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

I want my remains spread around Disney World. Also I do not wish to be cremated.

You don’t want any of that. Sure communist M:TG looks powerful, but capitalism M:TG has access to all the money buys power cards like the Power9 and all the dual lands and the broken shit that is too expensive to play with.

I saw that “3min read” tag on the screenshot and thought, “Not for 54% of American adults.”

I was in prime conscription age. My father was called up for Vietnam but refused conscription and only the end of the conflict kept him out of jail. I had already applied with selective service as required when I turned 18 and when I saw the second tower get hit, followed by the pentagon, I was certain we were going to be in another conscripted war. Anyone who blows off the impact of 9/11 wasn’t there for it. Anyone who thinks it is history doesn’t realize how many rights we lost on that day that we will never get back doesn’t understand.

I watched a scene where someone posted it without the laugh track and it was super cringey. Semi-related note… Taking the laugh track out of BBT ruins it, but taking Garfield out of Garfield comics takes it to a new level, see here -> https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

But yes, I haven’t watch BBT but IT is better.