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  • One time in a game of DND the players were exploring a strange cave system, and found a strange thick goo collecting in a pool. Players being players, one of them decided to eat some.

    It was, in my notes, some sort of celestial honey made by these extra planar insects that were causing some of the region’s problems. It was supposed to taste amazing, but with some drawbacks. I started to blank when trying to describe how good it was, and the phrase that came out was “it’s like… It’s like … it’s like seven pizzas!”

    The player eating it, his eyes lit up and was like “AMAZING”

    The other players were like “wat”

    I think that adequately captured how delicious it is but also maybe you shouldn’t be eating it.




  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldSeparate Group Chat
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    25 days ago

    I would not be surprised if my old coworker-friends started a separate group chat without me after the nth, “Maybe you should come to one of these protests” and “Please at least read the wikipedia summary on this historical topic before you start going off about it” message from me.

    They’re fine people but they’re also kind of very… apolitical.



  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldHe's a toast ninja
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    25 days ago

    I pretty much wash as needed.

    Need a fork? Take out of sink, wash it.

    Need a bowl? Take out of sink, wash it.

    Need more room in sink? Take stuff out of sink and wash until there’s room

    Works pretty well. Never really have a big stack up in the sink. Throws me off when guests come over and just grab stuff out of the cabinets and drawers like normal people, though.









  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldsorry for the commercial
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    2 months ago

    I feel like everyone knows the ownership class is ruining everything, but no one wants to do anything.

    But that’s not true. I just hang out with people with more class consciousness, I guess. The average idiot probably blames the queers and the non-whites. “They had to raise the price of CoD because of all the money spent on sensitivity and diversity!” is probably something a dud sincerely believes.

    Sometimes I wish real life was more like some video games, and I could just crouch behind those people, snap their neck, and dump the body in a bush with no consequences.



  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldRinse & Repeat
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    2 months ago

    Many people are just scared all the time. No one’s smart when they’re scared. The body doesn’t let you. They think the police will protect them.

    Right wing media is largely to blame. And segregation and under funded education, public spaces. And suburbs + car culture isolating everyone.

    Pretty much every right wing idea is bad.



  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldLife frustrations
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    2 months ago

    When people talk about their income they usually talk about gross, which is pre-tax. When someone says “I make $100k a year” they don’t typically mean they take home net $100k.

    Investments are typically also only taxed when you realize the gains, so if you have $3mm and “earn” $300k, you only pay taxes if you sell some of that. Other interest, like from a high yield savings, is taxed as income.

    Health insurance is a nightmare, but there are options in this hellscape for buying it. Many poor people are also just uninsured, so you’re not much worse off than them in this scenario.

    Did you have any details you wanted to talk about, or did you just want to try to be pithy?