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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • Many years ago I had to explain to a coworker how progressive taxation works. He was like “that’s a great idea! We should do that! It’s stupid that now your pay goes up but you take home less because you get taxed more”

    I had to tell him, yes it is a good idea. It’s how it works now. You don’t get more pay and suddenly your whole income is taxed more.

    He’d had no idea


  • On the one hand, omnipresent surveillance is bad and ripe for abuse.

    On the other, I feel like the haphazard and selective enforcement of traffic laws by police officers is also really bad. Cops can selectively enforce laws so poor people or black people or whatever out-group suffers more. A machine should be impartial.

    On the last hand, no traffic enforcement is probably going to get people killed. So that’s not desirable.

    Also, fines are problematic. Fines should probably scale with wealth, but also it shouldn’t be a revenue source because that’s a perverse incentive.








  • One time in a game of DND the players were exploring a strange cave system, and found a strange thick goo collecting in a pool. Players being players, one of them decided to eat some.

    It was, in my notes, some sort of celestial honey made by these extra planar insects that were causing some of the region’s problems. It was supposed to taste amazing, but with some drawbacks. I started to blank when trying to describe how good it was, and the phrase that came out was “it’s like… It’s like … it’s like seven pizzas!”

    The player eating it, his eyes lit up and was like “AMAZING”

    The other players were like “wat”

    I think that adequately captured how delicious it is but also maybe you shouldn’t be eating it.




  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldSeparate Group Chat
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    2 months ago

    I would not be surprised if my old coworker-friends started a separate group chat without me after the nth, “Maybe you should come to one of these protests” and “Please at least read the wikipedia summary on this historical topic before you start going off about it” message from me.

    They’re fine people but they’re also kind of very… apolitical.



  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldHe's a toast ninja
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    2 months ago

    I pretty much wash as needed.

    Need a fork? Take out of sink, wash it.

    Need a bowl? Take out of sink, wash it.

    Need more room in sink? Take stuff out of sink and wash until there’s room

    Works pretty well. Never really have a big stack up in the sink. Throws me off when guests come over and just grab stuff out of the cabinets and drawers like normal people, though.