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Edit: hey, how did it get autocensored?

Good for you, but it doesn’t take much searching to find “I pay for premium, why am I seeing ads?”

My hypothesis is that they hide. So I saturate all the hiding places so they have nowhere left to hide.

When I buy something known for liking to hide, I buy N of them and place them all in a designated “I’ve got N of these things” place (P). Then I put 1 in its home. When it hides, I get its replacement. When that hides, same again. When there are none left in P, I buy N more. Eventually they have nowhere left to hide and finding one is easy. Consequently, they stop hiding.

It’s a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.