Can’t wait for Apple+Google to change USA to „small penis land“ as per my decree wich changed the name to represent the population and acknowledges the fact that there not the only America, but also central and south as well as Canada and México

We all know the .ml stands for Mao Ledong

Insert clip of daemon playing with doomguy action figure

Even worse; they flood the internet with „china actually kinda based“ posts. Orientalism is back and nothing changed

Well i made it your Problem and now stop crying like a little bitch and give me your trumpbucks so I can pay my onlyfans … I mean loans

Im so sorry for my decision to work in a company, the CEO gambled away and got laid off because the new owner decided to sell all assets off, next time when I take a loan I look into the crystalball to see if the 2nd generation family business will exist in 20 years

Maybe glances? It’s htop with an websocket

IIRC some even worked for free/way below their regular pay. It was just a fun project to be part of

Well I need to keep my fanboy points to get the chance to win a sticker in the yearly fanboy convention

I just love that every year the haters gonna crawl out and post their spec sheet cope.
Like yeah you got 120hz refresh watching a 30fps video, draining nearly 4x the power if not for adaptive framerate - so 120hz for nothing. Same with all high res audio and USB3. Fact is for 99.9% of everyday users those things aren’t beneficial and are solely existent because the android market is more competitive and devices have to stand out somehow. Apple has their UX and iOS as a unique selling point and with their enhanced privacy and long software support that’s the premium you pay not just for the hardware but mostly software (ignoring the „we are a premium brand tax“)

This is one in a million

Would you kindly