I once laid an egg in my pants.

You monster

My jacket doesnt extend far down enough to have that plausible deniability 😢

God dammit. I forgot to turn off the light before i went oot.

The solution is simple. Build the cabin out if the woods.

Im sorry but which humans were whitespace and brainfuck made for.

The output isn’t guaranteed to be correct though. Most implementations of sleep can only guarantee that it will sleep for at least the amount of time specified. It can sleep for longer though.

Based

Water sports

Omg I’ve never seen the full version. That’s so cuteeeee.

😢

No. The original said “my Lyft is here”.

It’s a pretty good series.

lemnnnnnnn

Of course they will treat them. How else will they get to bill them $500,000 /s

That’s why I always pack some extra batteries when I go oot. /s

Please no.

Oh. During the summer iced coffees are are $1 any size. Right now (in Canada) they are $1 for a hot, small coffee which isn’t too bad.

Edit: also it’s $1 CAD which is like 0.6 pounds.