Transparent plastics are the tastiest!

Doesn’t this depend on the microphone (and speakers)?

I inject the tomato with the ketchup syringe to boost the tomatoness.

Presence is nine-tenths of the rule.

Yes, welcome redditors to .world, which is trying to model itself as reddit 2.

I’m always ready.

onion eyes’d

One red day and you think we know the floor?

I think k cups get the hate they do because there are plenty of coffee making machines that don’t produce so much waste. The alternatives are practical and plentiful.

Crashes DESTROYED with CODING and ALGORITHMS.

pissy juice

Kids: *Happily eating substitution*

You: *Reveal the trick*

Kids: “Well now we’re not eating it anymore” (and also they could supposedly tell something was off all along)

That’s true but it doesn’t apply to the vast majority of people. People who work in the government should be more aware of these things and I believe the tiktok ban started as only on government devices which is a lot more reasonable than a blanket ban.

Okay, what is China going to do about me calling their president winnie the pooh or bringing up tiananmen square or whatever?

Can someone explain to me how it’s worse for a foreign government to have your information than your own government having that same information? Your own government is far more likely to actually be able to do something about you.

Then he was like “wait really? You lost 30 pounds just by changing what you eat?” I was like yep that’s all it took.

It’s shocking how many calories are in food and how much exercise it takes just to work that off. The easiest weight to lose is the weight you don’t gain.

I have nothing to say except I fucking love black hair!!!

Do the farmers have to wear hazmat suits?

What a wonderful world

There may be a dip in prices for a bit, but since covid, more companies have realized they can get away with manufacturing fewer units and selling them for a higher price.