Naming scheme like John Wick with his dog.

Yes, yours too.

But a poor quality tomato with ketchup on top could be an improvement.

Why that?!?

Yes, but now you aren’t a thumb sucker anymore, right? By the help of that skillful guy.

On the thumbnail it looks like a colon.

That’s the best part about working out at home. Nobody silently judges you for your apparently short term New Year’s resolution in January.

Like Forrest Gump, only faster?

Sometimes you have to use some pot as meat tenderizer…

And toilet bowls.

That’s me

They’re nuts.

Firefox > lynx > curl > wget > Edge > Chrome

He’s clearly doing it wrong. But who am I to judge. Maybe the foreign object is stucking somewhere else.

Cat seeing wiggling toes:

Everything works better with an erection
…of the candle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Some turn opaque by itself when you’re doing your heavy sweaty business there for some time.