None of them fit as well as Sunny for chaotic evil.

I admit, if I was only shown the right image, I wouldn’t notice anything wrong.

I’m in the same boat. I have savings for six months, but if I don’t find something in that time, I guess, I’ll just die.

Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.

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What, no Jesus appeared? That’s only a 7/10 tost.

False. I’m a pussy.

But Thanks did nothing wrong, he was the good guy in that story. Misunderstood, but he had the right idea.

I’m buying socks in 5-packs. One gets lost? I still have 4 pairs to go and one spare. Plus I sometimes buy multiple 5 packs of the same sock.

I have it the same, but with beer.

And the only time they use the proper date format is their national holiday.

Dude, I’m no prude. I have been known to be naked in public spaces. Just the idea, of tying a string to Your Johnson seems impractical. Either let it hang or cover it up with something comfortable.

This reminds me of a time when I was drunk, and said to my mate “Hey, wanna go run naked on the streets?” and he said “obviously”. So we were running naked in the middle of the night back and forward along the street, and another mate looks out the window, shakes his head and says “you idiots, without me?”. And he also stripped naked, jumped out of the window and joined us. Good times.

Basically the reason Eye Of The Tiger was written and recorded.

Wh… Why… Why not just wear pants? I know it was ancient times, but didn’t they have something? Briefs, a diaper? Anything seems better than stripping your dick to your neck.

It’s not like Americans need bigger food.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.

I have it the same. Alcohol is usually the treat.

Preferably for delivery.