Damn, the meme made me happy but then I read your title. Hopefully you’ll one day become a nice person. I know you can do it!

Yeah that definitely has an influence as well. If I tilt my screen I can make it more blue and black, but straight on it’s white and gold.

I’ve been in 5 for a while, but last week I made the 5 -> 2 -> 1 -> 3 -> 7 journey. My body and brain are playing this funny game where they’re like “I’m too tired for that, let’s not do it” and 50% of the time they’re wrong and I’m feeling happy and the other 50% they were right and I crash out and suffer for the rest of the day.

I’ll only buy something perishable when I need it. I tend to cook for 3-4 days in one go in order to make cooking for only myself somewhat economical. I tend to visit the supermarket every other day so I don’t really have to plan too much.

After mono and COVID I kinda feel like my body just got stuck in the “everyone goes” stage tbh. Either that or it decided that this shit was above its pay grade and it is just doing the least amount of effort possible

This explains why most pillows are way too flat for me. Relatively broad shoulders and a firm bed. I have a pile of pillows that are just too low/flat.

True. My microwave drifts quite excessively. However it can give a reliable time together with the oven. The oven was designed by some crazy ppl and thus it’s almost impossible to change the time. It’s usually correct with the minutes and doesn’t seem to drift, but for half of the year it’s wrong because of daylight saving. Combined with the microwave that is probably like 5-20 minutes ahead but at least close tot he right hour you can get a good sense of the actual time.

Yeah as long as they stay outside of the restricted areas (near bed or chairs) they get to stay. There’s a spider in my bedroom that’s been there for months in the same spot. Right next to the balcony door.

My logical brain vs the part of the brain that’s actually in charge. I wish the logical part of the brain won more often

Pls don’t attack me like this :3

Yesterday I was at a rave with all-gender restrooms. Just as big bathroom predicted it was total mayhem. People queueing, making smalltalk, doing the things people do at the bathroom. I’m so thankful big bathroom protects us from this madness /s

I always assumed it was more the other way around. I never hear my NT friends etc about feeling sad for the wonky apple in the supermarket to the point that you must buy it, because you know other people will ignore it.

I have multiple. I keep the phone boxes after I buy a phone. I probably still have them for 3 or even all my 4 smartphones that I’ve owned over the years.

That’s probably the Pedalo (the thing with yellow wheels) that the dude is standing on. The long word with Eier in it is the egg thingy that he is holding

I can live with that haha. Memerijen sounds like the more formal word. But it’s also silly so it’s okay

“Dude check this; they’re posting non-English memes on Lemmy”. It’s a picture of our king and former prime minister watching something funny instead of paying attention to the serious (UN?) meeting they’re in

Oh no definitely not. Unless it’s a meme haha. Among friends we regularly don’t send a tikkie even when getting beer or something, because you know it’s probably gonna be repaid sometime. As friends you definitely don’t always need to even the books

I know. You’re talking to me like I made the meme, but I didn’t. Nor do I think that this pipeline is really common

Yeah “ikiks” wouldn’t really work haha. “Mijmijs”? Idk at R*ddit people used “meems” in the Dutchs communities. Sounds logical to me, it’s a Dutch sounding word that believably could be “meme” in english. Just like “name” is “naam” in Dutch.

Yeah. We use it to settle a lot of things with friends etc. Going out for dinner or having a drink at someone’s place? Split the bill and send everyone a Tikkie. Sometimes there’s even multiple because someone paid for the beer and someone else for the pizza.

For context: in the Netherlands we generally pay using debit card instead of physical money or credit card. Almost every bank has their own “Tikkie” service nowadays. There’s also Splitser, which allows you to keep track of who paid for what over a longer timeframe with more people. Like a holiday with friends.