That’s not at all what I implied or meant but thank you for assuming I’m the worst person ever for pushing back against someone being proud they can just get off their ass and pick up food.

Yes, Uber Eats is a cancer but I’ve known people to count down to the cents so their account won’t be overdrawn so that they can order one hot meal delivered. Yes I absolutely think it is in the monetization plans of all the delivery apps to take advantage of people in that situation, I was just trying to point out “get off your ass and pick it up” isn’t a viable option for everyone. Also, not everyone is the best at math or managing their money.

How exactly did I attempt to paint Uber Eats (who is absolutely an exploitative middleperson) as a “noble service?”

Good thing the standard payout is $0.655/mi.

I’m happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible. I hope you reflect on how fortunate you are.

Fuck you for telling people what to do with their time.

How’s it look from that high horse you’re on?

If you have a Braum’s nearby you can get a bomb-ass burger with two quarter pound patties, crinkle cut fries, and drink or shake for about $9.

But you probably don’t have a Braum’s around unless you are in the US and in one of like two shithole states.

🙄

Y’all know you can post to more than one place, right?

Yellow.

That is how capitalism breeds innovation.

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That’s not at all true.

Man tallow.

What’s the point of ordering delivery if you have to pick it up? Leave that shit at my door or I’m complaining on the app.

Cheers, comrade.

I don’t have to improve a damn thing if I don’t wanna.

Luigi.

I see the mods are still being little bitches.

It’s a meme sub, chill out.