soylent beans

Chaat masala is delicious and this is one of the main ingredients, along with green mango powder (amchoor). The smell is a bit surprising at first but it’s good.

Had that been considered necessary, it would have been done.

Yes.

He’s just ultra, ultra lean.

The wording could just mean he pulled out.

I think that might be the point of the photo, right? It’s not exactly subtle.

You can talk about whatever you want. Don’t let people bully you into thinking otherwise.

That guy bothers me, I don’t think medical professionals should cultivate personality cults. Then again I don’t really think politicians should either, and that’s basically the definition of politics.

You have made me empathise with them.

she is a very small and cute little sandwich

wun wun

massive hyena pseudophallus

NEVERTHELESS

Because both parents are now expected/required to do this. Though I understand you were asking a rhetorical question.

Commendable effort, but there’s been great advances in trolling over the past decade and I implore you to study the literature.

I barely do anything but work, recover from work, and get ready for work.

so bored of this joke now

Bukowski

Well that’s blatantly what they’re doing, isn’t it. Must have found a shitty pan or something.