Linux:

ls

cd directory

ls

cd directory2

ls

cd directory3 …

I love how They’re positioned.

Colorful on the bottom, black and white (mostly) on the top.

Professional and well researched on the right.

Shitposty on the left.

When my dad first saw an nvme drive he had to triple check what he was looking at BC in his old 70s computer brain there’s no fucking way something so small and unmoving can hold so much data, read/write it so fast, and all for a relatively cheap price.

They pay the super villains to wreak the shit of people that haven’t bought the insurance to get more people to buy it.

Gotta buy that super insurance. Covers all super hero/villain related accidents.

I still have the box for my phone with the SIM remover still in it lol

Idk what it is but caffeine literally never hits me like this.

I would legit have:

Hot milk with a bit of ground coffee in the morning

2 cappuccinos at work

A cold brew on the way home

And maybe some tea once I’m home.

Have you seen Afrikaans?

I saw a post of an old Afrikaans newspaper that read “Hitler dood, wat nau?”

Tell them you can have sex with it

CLANK CLANK CLANK

Crunch

YYYYEEEEEOOOOOCCCHHHH

Oh god I’m starting to learn German from these now…

The only word I didn’t understand in the top part was “Michmichs”

Is there a version that works on Linux?

I’ve tried playing Guess Who but all my teammates are damn NPCs.

I think they just looked up “Linux logo” and just looked for an icon that matched the same theme as the windows and MacOS icons.

I’ve seen that icon before but idk where. Probably from some icon pack maybe?

Is there one for aftereffects?

It’s Linux.

I’m in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.

Polish and Finnish swearing though… That’s next level.

You think the money is under the mattress?

Lego is like the modern version of roman families handing down their armor and weapons to future generations BC ain’t no fucking way they affording a whole new set each damn time the Gauls start acting up.

(You do not in fact, go to bed.)

In a couple years you’ll be able to read German fluently… Without knowing how to speak it.

I think it goes all the way back to MSDOS. Hell, I think there’s even some windows or icons from Windows 95 or 98.