What the fuck is your problem? :D

And pay taxes!

Standing for something sounds woke. I don’t buy this coffee.

It’s not pointless because you can laugh about a joke and then learn something about math.

They don’t cancel each other out. They can be at the same place and still work on their own.

I’m not here to read articles. I’m here to read headlines and complain about imaginary scenarios I scared myself into trough just going with my first emotional response…and I’m all out of headlines.