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Oh, OK so you’re just another country making fun of Americans, carry-on, you’re doing such a great job

Pot meet , kettle, what the fuck are you doing here buddy? You should be out Rioting

Yeah, but it’s fucking fine If it’s true, not sure why you’re defending pedophilia here man gross look.

You have a baby avatar by your screen name, makes sense when you’re throwing words like cringe around like some fucking toddler

Bro, reread the post at the top and shut your goddamn mouth

Bro, are you really getting this fucking serious for a meme, chill the fuck out

Achieving Ballistic Velocity (The Tsiolkovsky Cow Equation)

The **Rocket Equation** is brutal:

`Δv = Isp * g₀ * ln(m₀ / m_f)`

Where:

* `Δv` = Change in velocity needed (`11,186 m/s` for escape).

* `Isp` = Specific impulse (`~360 s` for CH4/LOX).

* `g₀` = Gravity (`9.81 m/s²`).

* `m₀` = Initial mass (cow + engines + LOX + methane).

* `m_f` = Final mass (just… cooked cow?).

**Assumptions:**

*   Engine mass: `300 kg` (mini-Raptor).

*   LOX mass: **5x** methane mass (rocket ratio).

*   Methane stored: `500 kg` (we’re pumping hard).

*   `m₀ = 700 (cow) + 300 (engine) + 500 (CH₄) + 2,500 (LOX) = 4,000 kg`.

*   `m_f = 700 kg` (cow, assuming engines/tanks detach).

**Calculation:**

`Δv = 360 * 9.81 * ln(4,000 / 700)`

`= 3,531.6 * ln(5.71)`

`= 3,531.6 * 1.74`

`= ~6,150 m/s`.

**Result:** **6,150 m/s < 11,186 m/s**.

→ **Verdict:** Suborbital cow. Maximum apogee: **~1,000 km** (a very high moo).

→ **Impact Velocity:** **~3-4 km/s** (kinetic energy = 0.5 * 700kg * (3,500m/s)^2 ≈ **4.3 gigajoules**).

→ **Effect:** Creates a **10m wide crater**, vaporizing the cow and any nearby farmers. A true “pasture bomb.”

I know I might get shit for this, but I thought I would share it anyways because you asked.

Ultimate Requirement for Ballistic Bovine

1. Methane Production: ~2 kg/s sustained (400x natural rate).
2. LOX Supply: 10 kg/s (requiring cryogenic tanker trucks).
3. Thrust: > 7,000 N (per cow-nozzle).
4. Structural Integrity: Cow reinforced with carbon nanotubes (to avoid rapid unplanned disassembly at ignition).
5. Ignition System: Tesla Coil Spark Plug implanted in the rumen.
6. Trajectory: Vertical launch pad (avoiding trees, barns, UFOs).

Final Verdict:
Technically possible if you:

• Treat the cow as a meat-based fuselage.
• Ignore ethics, biology, physics, and local fire codes.
• Have a NASA-sized budget and a death wish.

Outcome:

• Success? A charred cow fragment reaches low Earth orbit.
• Failure? A crater smelling of burnt hair and rocket fuel.
• Better Use: Flare the methane. It’s cheaper, safer, and the cow lives.

Disclaimer: No cows were harmed in this thought experiment. Please do not weaponize livestock. 🚀🐄🔥

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You forgot to throw Epstein and child fucking into this hedonistic treadmill that billionaires get on

I don’t know ask what they do in Norway or Sweden or anywhere else where the quality of life is so much fucking better than America

Healthcare being free and available, the fact that this confuses you so much means you are definitely too far gone and probably some Republican

John Dillermand

Watching the conservatives in America get their panties in a bunch over this cartoon was sickening and hilarious

One of my non-happy birthday songs

Yeah, I heard ignoring the shit world around you is a really good way to effect change

How about you leave that cringe conspiracy priming Reddit back where it belongs on that dead website

That’s a weird way of saying, he retained his dignity

Mmm i’m feeling like some Limp Bizkit personally