The designs are spot on… if you change the “green” to yellow, and “white” to pink

“The package said 5 minutes, so I microwaved it for 5 minutes. Why is my ramen burnt?”

Can we please get labels on AI slop. Thanks

Cool. Not for you then, eh?

“Bakery down the road is closing” the person on the street corner says to anyone listening, “here are some alternatives”

“I don’t eat baked goods, they’re bad for you” you reply

“O- oh okay. Thanks for letting me know… I guess. Wasn’t really talking to you, then”

It’s okay to be wrong

… then don’t respond? That’s a perfectly acceptable option. … the fuck?

I like this explanation

Lots of people have difficulty putting into words why something is funny. It’s usually not something they can easily put into words unless they have a background in comedy. I’m not overly bothered by it.

One of my special interests is humor (probably because of my difficulties with it) and I like to know why things work. If you can’t put it into words, that’s fine. It’s a fairly common response, to the point where “it isn’t funny if you have to explain it” is a common saying.

Don’t tell people it’s not important if they ask. That just makes people feel excluded because it’s clearly important to them.

I’m autistic, repeating the joke won’t help me understand. Though I guess it’s funny, so continue on (Though I don’t know why)

But how is it a continuation on the other three? Is it just cause it matches the quote formats?

Explanation? I’m not getting it

I remember it as a kid, but they don’t allow it anymore. It fucks with high-speed sorters

Wait! You’re telling me that is east and west flip in the southern hemisphere? Shit, is that why the moon looked so weird in Peru? /s

“Left geographically”. Damn, such a mouthful. If only there were a word for that… /s

Project 2025 is now in play. Abortion ban, porn ban, removal of federal employees who aren’t “loyal” enough. The only saving grace is that Republicans can’t govern for shit, so there’s going to be a lot of wasted time on infighting. Not enough, though, since a lot of it can be pushed through by the president alone.

Oh! And the oldest, most conservative SCOTUS justices will retire, solidifying the conservative super-majority on the court for the next 20-40 years. The only way to change that is to change the makeup of the court, which requires a trifecta. So yes, it isn’t the end of the world, but it isn’t “no big deal” either.

In order to undo the damage, we have to fundamentally change the Democrat Party to be just as far left as the Republicans have moved right. And that took them over a decade to accomplish (and they have the easier task, since big business wants both parties to move right).

Oof, ouch, my bones

So is skin

… he’s got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is… massive.