You might be on to something, I saw a dog licking itself the other day. Their bone lust knows no bounds.

This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant.

ITT: Pagliacci

“I didn’t do 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, and 4 years of residency to be called ‘sir,’ baby.”

Samsung for 4 years. Same. Never had to run the burn in recovery thing.

Atheism is the position that no gods exist. It doesn’t say anything about them never having existed… ^that was a joke I’m not looking to argue^

It’s okay. I killed lots of gods when I played that game.

How do these ghouls always evade the responsibility of providing evidence that what they’re doing will work before taking your freedoms away? We always end up with the people nobody trusts saying “Trust me, bro, or you’ll make me hurt you.”

Are you even trying, Frog?

It feels wrong to throw an apparently pristine tool in the trash.

True. So I guess if they were treating him the way he probably wants America to treat immigrants they’d have just deported or gulagged him.

Oh, Russia didn’t treat you, an immigrant, fairly? How awful.

Wasn’t for lack of trying, either.

Maybe it’s just the kind of people I work with, but I know very few who wouldn’t prefer to be stay at home parents, given the option.

I’m no shaman, but I suspect if we sacrifice enough CEOs, Mother Earth will ease up on the climate change.

8 hour workday of doing fuck all

I’m not going to argue in favor of 50s gender roles, but fuck off c’mon.

If that upsets you, kids, tell your dad to make a game worth paying money for in 2025, or to make his 1995 game easily accessible at an appropriate price.

I’d have to guess ‘N’ first, though. Couldn’t help myself.

You may proclaim “I am a Saxon” and a squire will protest “So thou doth revile the Normans?”

Pray, heretic, didst I stutter?

I can get over them growing up to be soulless Hollywood types; it’s mainly the knowledge that Danny Masterson was doing things off-set while filming That 70’s Show that he’s now in prison for.